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Created on 2012-02-23 03:06:33 (#1516461), last updated 2012-08-22 (675 weeks ago)
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| Name: | Orphaner Dualscar |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | Mar 7 |
| Location: | United States |
Your name comes from killing LUSII and leaving trolls ORPHANED.
It's one of your many duties, but you cannot seem to get a THRILL out of it.
Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER like your DESCENDENT, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species.
You have a peculiar bad habit of DRINKING and SWEARING, and actually learned how to swear before you learned how to count. The worst part is, you are actually VERY PROUD of this much like you are of your ASTOUNDING EGO.
You carry a RIFLEKIND known as AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS as your weapon, and it comes it good use when you are either BORED or IMMENSELY JEALOUS.
You hold a fascination for the sea, and WRITING HORRENDOUS POETRY, along with participating obsessively in BLACKROM and REDROM GAMES. This obsession is, to your knowledge, a SECRET to everyone else.
This may have to do with your IMPULSIVE ROMANTIC INSTINCTS which is actually pretty annoying and everybody else thinks so as well.
You even get a quiet joy out of giving out HORRIBLE LOVE ADVICE.
So let's face it, you are just down right horrible in so many aspects.
You also think people are unaware of your ESCALATING COWARDICE but that isn't true and you have quite the reputation for it.
When you aren't sailing or breaking hearts, the mighty need to either KILL or COMPLETE YOUR QUADRANTS is what you decide to do on occasion.
You actually enjoy being a DOUCHE and are aware, maybe even proud that you are one.
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